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Slaughtered Vomit Dolls (2006)

Vomit Dolls

Slaughtered Vomit Dolls is the most fucked up movie I've ever seen.  The MPAA doesn't have a rating for a movie like this.

I have been watching horror and action movies all of my life.  As teenagers, some of my friends and I started looking for the weirdest, most bizarre stuff we could find.  That's when we stumbled across some of the subgeneras of the independent film world.  We found low budget gore companies that were doing stuff that the major studios would never dream of.  We found fetish outfits who combined sex and violence.  We found foreign films that were banned in different countries - like the old cannibal films from the 1970s.  We have spent years trying to find the next movie to top the last movie.  I'm not talking about the main stream gore stuff, I'm talking about stuff that you have to dig around to find.  I mention this because when I say Slaughtered Vomit Dolls is the most fucked up thing I've ever seen, I just want you guys to know that I've seen a lot of fucked up movies.  After I watched this movie, I immediately called two of my friends and tried to tell  them about it, but words just can't do it justice.

The filming is so frantic and bizarre that it's almost impossible to follow the story.  It's not in chronological order, it's just clips from different points in the past jumbled up for the entire duration of the film.  Rather than try to describe the plot, I'll just list some of the details.  Almost every shot is of a nude chick or a chick who is stripping.  There's strangulation, real vomiting, dismemberment, nude dancing and eye gouging.  At one point, a chick's arm is chopped off with a machete.  Then guy who chops it off shoves the fingers of the severed arm down his throat to make himself puke. 
Slaughtered Vomit Dolls is a film for people looking for something VERY extreme. 

Gore-o-meter rating: 7 out of 5 (This movie went two notches past what I thought was possible)

Skin-o-meter: 5 out of 5 (If the chicks aren't nude, they're stripping)